James Weir Recaps

Catch up on James Weir's dispatches from the streets of Paris for the Olympics coverage you won't see on TV.

HOW DO you react when your spouse’s experimental partner tells you they got matching, secret tattoos? Not well at all.

THE truth was written all over her face. As Michael approached Sam, hoping for the best, she prepared to disappoint him.

YOU blew it mate. He was one of the Bachelorette’s favourites from the start, but one answer may have ended his chances.

CLINGY sisters, creepy dads and mums acting like Tracy Grimshaw. It’s the hilariously awkward home visit episode.

THE boys had to cook for Sam in last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, but surprisingly, the food wasn’t the most cringeworthy part.

BACHELORETTE Sam was so disgusted with one of the boys last night that she kicked him out before the rose ceremony.

BACHELORETTE Sam’s double date was already awkward enough. Then one of her suitors botched a simple question.

THREE guys, one girl, hardly any clothes and a lot of mud. That’s a recipe for one very strange scene on national television.

AFTER failing to impress Sam with a botched handstand during the first episode, Kayne was desperate to do better last night. It didn’t go so well.

SAM Frost became the Bachelorette to find love, but last night, she found a pain in the backside instead. Her response was an epic smackdown.

THE Bachelorette started last night, and you have to feel for Sam Frost, because the guys’ attempts to impress her were awful.