Jeremy Clarkson

You’ll spend a ton of money for a car which wasn’t much good even in the Bronze Age.

Way too expensive, badly equipped and made by a company that hates you. So far, so good.

You’ll have a car you won’t enjoy, in a country that won’t let you, and it’ll cost you a fortune.

It’s a fine machine but you want something more from a convertible sports car.

When you climb into the Continental GT, it’s like getting into Lewis Hamilton’s head.

I’ll never buy an electric car and I’m not interested in hybrids. They make no sense, and no difference.

It’s a long time since I drove a car with as many design flaws as the new X5.

Driving this is like walking down the street in a fluoro T-shirt that says: “I’m going to vote Tory.”

Until recently there was no alternative to a Range Rover if you wanted a mid-sized SUV. Then this arrived.

Sorry, but having fun at 280km/h is more important than having angst about plankton.