Jeremy Clarkson

The Land Rover Discovery Sport is definitely the car I’d buy if I needed something I don’t need.

This is the only car I’ve tested that had a serious fault for the entire duration of my test drive.

This five-door hatchback costs a whopping $137,900 … and while that is amazing, the vehicle is not.

Testing the Ford Ranger Raptor — a smaller version of the ridiculous F-150 — was a total revelation.

Both cars have been awarded four stars … and while one carries a price tag of $351,640, and the other is just $29,990.

Philip King and Jeremy Clarkson

The new Ford Focus is ordinary. It’s dull. But a gutsy little engine makes this hatch a hoot.

Silence in a car that’s fully awake is unnerving and I don’t trust it.

This is what happens when BMW and Toyota team up.

Porsches do not break down. Ever. And yet there I was when the steam and gurgling noises started.

I’m sorry, but if I’m going to blow half a mill on a car I don’t want the inside to look like this.