Jeremy Clarkson

Apart from poor brakes, woeful performance and a cramped interior, this is still a good buy.

My colleagues laughed when the Peugeot Rifter arrived. ‘Ha-ha-ha,’ they all said. ‘You’ve got to spend all week in that.’

If anyone can make this sort of car interesting, Alfa Romeo can.

If only all cars were as epic as the Bentley Mulsanne.

I vowed I would never buy an exotic car again but I just can’t get the Ferrari GTC4Lusso out of my head.

If the car had been invented yesterday, no government would allow ordinary citizens to use it. Which brings us to the G-wagen…

I haven’t driven such a terrible car for years. It’s outdated, maddening – and I absolutely love it.

The Jaguar I-Pace is Ferrari fast, and then some. Better than a Tesla? Yes. But when it comes to battery life, it’s pathetic.

Aston Martin has made a Vantage that is heart-achingly desirable. I’m no businessman but even I can see that’s probably a mistake.

I’m not a fan of red cars as a rule, but Mazda’s new one is the best colour I’ve ever seen on the road and a real head-turner.