Jeremy Clarkson

This car is so uncomfortable, you are better off walking. It’s hard to think of the right word; “horrible” is close enough.

This new Range Rover is a beauty.

My credentials were questioned when I said the Ferrari F12 frightened me. Well, this new one is even scarier.

It’s a tough workhorse that’s been around for years. But the new version has an Achilles heel…

You’d imagine after a breakdown, a crash and a lame excuse from Citroën that I’d write the DS 7 Crossback off. But there’s more.

How to improve on the best.

You want an eye-swivelling lunatic with an axe in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. What you get is a reliable car. Shame.

I were at the helm of Kia and someone came to me with this concept for a car, I’d have shot him in the head.

If you want a crappy little urban crossover car with plenty wrong with it, the Citroën Aircross is good value.

Just want somewhere nice to sit after a hard day being a boss? This will do. No one who buys a vehicle like this is interested in cars.