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You want an eye-swivelling lunatic with an axe in one hand and a chainsaw in the other. What you get is a reliable car. Shame.

I were at the helm of Kia and someone came to me with this concept for a car, I’d have shot him in the head.

If you want a crappy little urban crossover car with plenty wrong with it, the Citroën Aircross is good value.

Just want somewhere nice to sit after a hard day being a boss? This will do. No one who buys a vehicle like this is interested in cars.

Elon Musk says he is going to blast one of his old Tesla electric roadsters into a Mars orbit. He should send this with it.

Hyundai’s debut hot hatch has come out of nowhere, and is immediately a force to be reckoned with.

The old model was bought mainly by murderers. The new one is no beauty, especially when there are alternatives in the showroom.

The Lamborghini Huracan Performante is easily the most irritating car I’ve ever driven – but that’s part of the charm.

The new Honda Civic is fast and extremely good fun. But be warned: you’ll look like a knob.