Who on Earth would buy this?
Elon Musk says he is going to blast one of his old Tesla electric roadsters into a Mars orbit. He should send this with it.
Jeremy Clarkson
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They got it right first time
Hyundai’s debut hot hatch has come out of nowhere, and is immediately a force to be reckoned with.
Land Rover Discovery: what were they thinking?
The old model was bought mainly by murderers. The new one is no beauty, especially when there are alternatives in the showroom.
Love at first rev
The Lamborghini Huracan Performante is easily the most irritating car I’ve ever driven – but that’s part of the charm.
I was embarrassed to drive this
The new Honda Civic is fast and extremely good fun. But be warned: you’ll look like a knob.
My God, this is big
The sheer size of the Ferrari GTC4 Lusso makes it so problematic, it’s basically a $600,000 garden ornament.
Culture crash
For one week, I actually became England’s worst driver. This is how.
Nice car, shame about the looks
Unlike the usual Porsche, this one will only be bought by people for whom sex is no longer important.
‘The Fat Girl’s Ugly Sister’
When it comes to cars, Spain is on par with Ethiopia and South Sudan. But this one — though ugly — isn’t half bad.
An exercise in bland loyalty
The new Vauxhall has gone from a fat man in a tracksuit to a middle-of-the-road gem.
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