‘George Brandis believes in Santa’
OUR Attorney General is convinced that climate change isn’t real in the same way a kid is convinced in Santa, writes Jo Thornely.
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A lychee and a vagina joke don’t mix
AFTER this joke you’ll never want to eat lychees again. And it’s safe to say this first date didn’t end well. Jo Thornely reports.
‘Well, obviously I noticed her tits’
THERE were some classy, classy people on First Dates last night. Shane, for instance. He really has a way with words.
‘Is your dress on back to front?’
DEAN couldn’t believe his luck. On First Dates last night, he was matched up with Eve – a single mum and topless waitress.
‘I noticed one thing about her’
BREE is probably smart, switched on, driven and hilarious, but on First Dates last night, we could only notice one thing.
‘I’ve slipt wuth a lot on first dates’
THIS booze-loving Kiwi was more than happy to talk about sex on a first date. Hilarious accents abound on last night’s First Dates.
‘Most incompatible couple ever’
THIS is Kate. She loves to laugh, and that’s a good thing, because her appearance on First Dates was unbearably funny.
‘Who wouldn’t want this? I love sex’
CHANNEL Seven’s new dating show took a very obvious sexual turn last night, and the awkwardness level rose even higher than usual.
‘What we always suspected about hot people’
THERE’S an excruciatingly brilliant new dating show on TV, and it’s already teaching us stuff. Lesson one: hot people have one glaring flaw.
New ‘like’ buttons we’ve been waiting for
FACEBOOK is about to introduce new buttons in addition to ‘like’. But forget those mainstream emojis, Jo Thornely knows the buttons we really need.
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