The worst human on Tinder
SOMETHING happened on the dating app Tinder that extinguished Em Rusciano’s faith in humanity. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy?
The Editorial Team
Latest
The things I will stoop to to buy a house
FORGET the dream of a claw foot tub, Em Rusciano would be happy if she could find a house with an internal bathroom in this ridiculous market.
‘Petty things I do to get back at my husband’
WHEN you’ve been with someone for 15 years you develop coping mechanisms for the times your spouse is being a douche. Em Rusciano has just gone next level.
The one thing we’d all rather forget
GET ready to cringe. Em Rusciano spills on the teenage dating disasters she’d rather forget and drops the F-bomb (the other F-bomb).
The massive problem with Aussie ads
EM RUSCIANO has had enough of Australian ads. She finds them outdated and says it’s time the ad execs had a good hard look at themselves.
A letter to my real mum, Madonna
‘WHEN I saw you standing naked except for a pair of sky high stilettos and a cigarette dangling between your crimson lips I knew it was you, my mum.’
How the hell did Kate do it?
IT’S official. Kate is the World Champion of post-birth bounce-backs. Em Rusciano ponders how Kate was so radiant 10 hours after pushing out a baby.
Enough with the lazy outrage
EM RUSCIANO has had enough of recreational rage on social media. Suddenly everyone is an expert, and Samantha Armytage is a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
Why it sucks to be a man
EM RUSCIANO: There has never been a worse time to be in possession of a penis. Apparently, privileged, white males are now second class citizens.
This letter is next-level mean
WHOEVER said mean girls were only around in high school? A mum has been sent a letter that takes whining to the next level for the pettiest reason.
Original URL: https://www.news.com.au/the-team/em-rusciano/page/6