Brisbane locals describe four word horror story on Reddit

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Four word horror story. Picture: Supplied

Brisbanites have poetically described life in Brisbane using just four words in the most horrific way possible.

Reddit user u/Silver_Steam challenged Queenslanders to “tell a very Brisbane horror story, using no more than four words.”

We want your help to pick the most quintessentially ‘Brisbane’ four word horror story. Comment below with your favourite four word horror story or contribute one of your own!

heisenbergsblackhat

The Valley Mall toilets

Habit8902

Signal fault Bowen Hills

Psychological_Ear393

No Bunnings BBQ today

“No Bunnings BBQ today.” Picture: iStock

SheridanVsLennier

Bruce Highway Friday afternoon

TubbsFarquar

Interpreting Cafe 63’s menu

Axeman20

Where is that huntsman?

HasNotOne

Frank Walker National Tiles

burgerrays

Poo jogger splurts again

“Ibis in dim sim.” Picture: Craig Wilson

maximum_powerblast

Which Ikea is closer?

Financial_Kang

Ibis in dim sim

timisstupid

Bin night was yesterday

elleerie

Coronation Drive signal outage

“Ekka holiday is cancelled.” Picture: NCA NewsWire / Jono Searle

The_Vat

Goodna rain dome operational

skunksmasher

I left for Sydney

Jenopal

Ekka holiday is cancelled