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‘Pure, uncomplicated pleasure’: Swap fish and chips for luxe lobster at this beachside kiosk

Dani Valent pushes the boat out for her annual summer seafood fix, complete with a faceful of Port Phillip Bay.

Dani Valent
Dani Valent

Claw & Tail is a fare-weather seafood kiosk in St Kilda.
1 / 6Claw & Tail is a fare-weather seafood kiosk in St Kilda.Joe Armao
West Australian half lobster topped with truffled parmesan gratin and served with fries.
2 / 6West Australian half lobster topped with truffled parmesan gratin and served with fries. Joe Armao
Canadian lobster and Kewpie mayo in a brioche roll.
3 / 6Canadian lobster and Kewpie mayo in a brioche roll.Joe Armao
A selection of oysters dressed with Yarra Valley caviar and finger lime; mignonette; nam jim; and natural.
4 / 6A selection of oysters dressed with Yarra Valley caviar and finger lime; mignonette; nam jim; and natural.Joe Armao
Scallops with spicy ’nduja and pine nut crumb.
5 / 6Scallops with spicy ’nduja and pine nut crumb.Joe Armao
Picnic tables in the kiosk’s small paved area on the beach side.
6 / 6Picnic tables in the kiosk’s small paved area on the beach side.Joe Armao

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I never let summer go by without at least one fish and chips session on the beach. Requirements include a sea view, a squawking seagull soundtrack, and that familiar progression from exciting first crunch to final soggy mouthful. It’s as seasonal a marker as money bag dumplings for a lucky Lunar New Year or too much chocolate at Easter.

But in all honesty, I am ready for a menu shake up, lazy-day snacking that’s as easy to eat as a paper-wrapped package of steaming fish and spud but with a hint of luxury. I am ready for Claw & Tail, a kiosk in St Kilda that does fancy shellfish rolls, dressed oysters and scallops, prosciutto-wrapped prawns and spectacular gratineed, grilled lobsters.

Lobster roll.
Lobster roll.Joe Armao
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The first Claw & Tail opened three years ago at Grazeland, the fun food park in Spotswood. A St Kilda outlet set sail last February in an old ice-cream kiosk at South Beach Reserve, between summer-ready institutions Republica and Stokehouse. It’s a simple set-up with picnic tables and benches on a small bricked plaza, and lawn and sand nearby where you can tear into your bounty.

A liquor licence is pending: champagne and lobster, yes, spicy prawn roll and beer, absolutely, though you’ll have to sip by the kiosk because the public areas are a dry zone.

Speaking of dry, Claw & Tail only works in fine weather. If steady rain rolls in, the shutters come down.

The gratineed, grilled lobster and the roll are both pure, uncomplicated pleasure.

Owners Rach and Chris Barlow moved from the UK eight years ago. He’s a chef with a passion for seafood, she’s a retail gun who managed Myer Bourke Street. Shifting from the biggest department store in the Southern Hemisphere to a tiny beach kiosk has been quite a transition but probably explains why Claw & Tail feels like a business that knows what it’s doing.

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The food is high quality and built to please. Pacific oysters can be dressed with nam jim or caviar and finger lime, sweet scallops in the shell are a great base for spicy ’nduja and pine nut crumb, and tiger prawns are wrapped in prosciutto and grilled with garlicky herb butter.

Scallops on their shells with ’nduja and pine nut crumb.
Scallops on their shells with ’nduja and pine nut crumb.Joe Armao

Most people are here for lobster though: Canadian lobster morsels are dressed with Kewpie mayo and piled in a brioche roll.

If you want to push the boat out, West Australian half lobster is topped with truffled parmesan gratin and served with fries.

The local shellfish is more flavoursome than the North American but both dishes are pure, uncomplicated pleasure.

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West Australian half lobster topped with truffled parmesan gratin and served with fries.
West Australian half lobster topped with truffled parmesan gratin and served with fries. Joe Armao

There’s also coffee and ice-cream – scoop me a blood orange sorbet, please – but the menu is tight overall, partly because there’s not much wiggle room, but also because people seem mighty happy with a few oysters, luxe lobster and a faceful of Port Phillip Bay.

I get it: this is a fish ‘n’ chip update that I can get my mouth around too.

The lowdown

Vibe: Relaxed and tasty

Open: Wed-Sun 11am-4pm (extended hours in good weather)

Go-to dish: Lobster roll ($22)

Drinks: Liquor licence pending.

Cost: Lobster roll $22; Half grilled lobster $35; Oysters from $3.50

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Dani ValentDani Valent is a food writer and restaurant reviewer.

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