Masked grub defecates outside Flemington Primary School
A masked fecal fiend has brazenly pulled down his pants to defecate in front of a primary school in broad daylight, causing alarm in the northern suburbs.
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A masked fecal fiend has once again terrorised the northern suburbs — this time defecating in front a primary school in broad daylight.
A terrified witness spotted the masked menace pulling his pants down and defecating at the gates of Flemington Primary School on Wednesday afternoon.
Flemington Street Children’s Centre is 400m away from the man’s open air toilet.
A Victoria Police spokeswoman said the incident was not reported to the authorities but encouraged the community to report any public fecal incidents.
It comes just days after the Herald Sun revealed an unknown man was stinking up Allard St in Brunswick West.
One disgusted resident caught the creepy crapper defecating more than six times in front of her home on CCTV.
The man brought his own toilet paper which he then used to decorate nearby trees.
The Allard St dump site and Flemington Primary School are 2.7 km apart.
It is not known whether the same masked man was behind both attacks.
The latest spate of public defecating is not the first time Victorians were caught going to the toilet in the open.
An Albert Park garden was fertilised by a morning joggerin 2020.
The shocked resident shared the CCTV footage in hopes to catch the offender.
Brighton residents have also had to search for a disgusting cyclist who jumped off her bike to relieve herself in a pristine Sussex St driveway.
Police investigated the incident but the identity of the woman was never revealed.
Frankston commuters battled their own serial crapper last year by setting up a toilet next to a bus stop where the poop bandit had been dropping their guts for more than two years.
The Department of Education has been contacted for comment.
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