Have you ever rolled over at 2am, wide awake, and stared resentfully at the back of your peacefully sleeping partner’s head? They snore lightly in the deepest of slumbers, and you silently suppress the urge to kick them in the thigh, so they can wake the hell up and share your restless misery? No, of course not. Me neither.
I hung that wallpaper myself, thanks for noticing. Rachael Bolton
