It’s while climbing into the bathtub for the 17th time in five minutes that I realise I probably left at least some of my dignity on the mainland, and I can’t get it back.
The problem is, this particular bathtub overlooks Kangaroo Island’s Snelling Beach, with views out to the Great Australian Bight. The sun is setting, and I am (regrettably) a Millennial in possession of an iPhone.