If you’ve never flown on a private jet, your first time will likely include some of these thoughts:

• Private jets are not as big inside as in the movies.
• There’s a welcome mat at the bottom of the stairs. Isn’t that nice?
• The chaos of large airports is the worst part of flying.
• The safety briefing and video can be done so much more quickly.
• Hang on, did anyone mention switching our phones to aeroplane mode? Oh wait, it doesn’t matter.
• This is a bit like a luxury caravan! Nifty tables and armrests pop out everywhere.