It had to happen: the reframing of King Charles III and his Queen Consort Camilla’s relationship as the love story of the century.

A piece in the New Statesman was among the first to suggest that Charles and Camilla were as much victims of the system as Charles’ first wife, the ill-fated Diana Spencer. But you know it’s going to be a dominant narrative when that bastion of Britain’s upper classes, Town & Country, is publishing stories that open: “Despite marrying Diana Spencer, Charles never got over his former girlfriend – and against all odds, they got their happy ending 35 years after they first met.”