Police academy sex romp bigger than first reported

CORRECTION: Apologies our yarn last week about our Victorian police academy recruits engaging in an “old fashioned orgy” was greatly under-exaggerated.

Recruits at the Victoria Police academy at Glen Waverley.

CORRECTION: Apologies our yarn last week about our Victorian police academy recruits getting into some extra curricular hanky panky was greatly under-exaggerated.

Police confirmed “a number of people resigned” following an investigation into some off duty “misconduct”, police speak for orgy.

Page 13 put the orgy intake as more than four, but fewer than eight.

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But our sources now tell us this was too conservative, a first, with the numbers swelling to double digits and up to a dozen.

As to exactly who was doing what and to whom, one copper contact simply said: “It was an old-fashioned orgy.

The extra-curricular badge flashing happened off-site and off-duty. But one of the participants went back to the Glen Waverley Police Academy and started bragging.

After talking out of school, a complaint was made by another participant upset over the love truncheon big noting.

An investigation followed with police recruits’ phones given the once over.

All involved were found to be willing participants, but some recruits were then “moved on.”

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