Nothing can prepare Melbourne for KIIS FM shock jock vile Kyle Sandilands

Controversial radio star Kyle Sandilands takes his audience on a wild ride and as his show gets set to hit Melbourne airwaves, listeners are being warned to brace for a very rude awakening.

Melbourne shock jock Kyle Sandilands is set to unleash his sex-obsessed, profanity-laden brand of breakfast entertainment on Melbourne’s unsuspecting FM radio listeners next month when his Sydney breakfast show is syndicated to Melbourne’s KIIS FM.

Sandilands and his accomplice Jackie ‘O’ Henderson will this week confirm the date they will start broadcasting in the KIIS Melbourne breakfast shift, with a show unlike anything Melbourne has ever heard.

Last week the Sunday Herald Sun sat through a full week of broadcasting to get a shocking taste of what is to come.

The show, which dominates the Sydney radio market and has a healthy number of online listeners already in Melbourne, takes listeners on a wild ride, with the dump button on high rotation.

Kyle Sandilands is set to unleash his sex-obsessed, profanity-laden brand of breakfast entertainment on Melbourne’s unsuspecting FM radio listeners. Picture: Sunrise

Kyle and Jackie O are set to unleash a show unlike anything Melbourne has ever heard. Picture: Instagram

In just the past week, Sandilands and his cohorts discussed sex, drugs, adult toys, OnlyFans, porn, men’s appendages, open relations, group sex, bathroom encounters, intimate encounters in utes on the side of freeways, STDs, women’s sexual organs, American politics, MAFS and International Women’s Day.

One day included a conversation about why Kyle won’t drop his pants in the studio.

“I’m surrounded by p---s loving savages around here, that is why,” he said.

“Jackie is begging for it. Brayden is begging for me to get my d--k out. It is never going to happen.”

At one point Sandilands perked up at the idea of inviting naked dating practitioners into the studio.

A discussion about what a “rebound” guy was led to Sandilands putting on an effeminate Asian voice and asking for oral sex.

Kyle says he aims to ‘revolutionise’ Melbourne radio. Picture: Supplied

A news topic about locks of celebrity hair fetching big prices at auction saw Sandilands offer his take on Marilyn Monroe after being informed a snip of her hair once sold for nearly $40,000.

“Who wants that old slag’s hair anyway? “She was giving the pouch up to anyone who wanted to have a crack ... She was a drug addict whore. I don’t even think she was that beautiful, too big for me.”

Open relationships, “dipping it in” and “flesh lettuce” were covered as the show continued.

Henderson’s dating life was put under the microscope on Thursday.

“You know how you oldies have to do weird things to stay attractive,” Sandliands said.

“Like when they (a date) show up (and) you are upside down with a bunch of flowers out your a--e: ‘Look, I am a vase’.”

On Friday, International Women’s Day was referenced a number of times.

The Kyle and Jackie O Show. Picture: Facebook/Kyle and Jackie O

Kyle blows up at Hughesy. Picture: Facebook/Kyle and Jackie O

At one point Sandilands sang along to Helen Reddy’s female empowerment anthem “I Am Woman’, but changed the lyric “I am woman, hear me roar, in numbers too big to ignore,” to “my a--e is too wide to ignore.”

“I don’t know the words, but celebrate women,” he said before adding a jibe about doing a sexual favour for “your woman”.

Later in Friday’s show a caller taking part in a quiz told of hooking up with a stranger in a toilet. Sandilands’ response is too vulgar to be written in this newspaper.

A feature interview on Friday was with Ellie the Vagina Influencer, a woman who travelled the world taking photos of women’s private parts.

Learnings from the week include that Sandilands doesn’t think much of The Project (“No bastard watches that show”), he plans to wreak havoc in the Melbourne radio market (“You will be destroyed, everyone knows, everyone knows”) and he doesn’t mind giving very direct feedback to his radio team on-air (“Three days of sh-t radio in a row and we are expecting to burst into Melbourne and revolutionise the industry with you bunch of saps”)

The Kyle and Jackie Show will take over the KIIS FM Melbourne breakfast shift after Easter.