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Fashion Critical’s cheeky Golden Globes red carpet commentary

No one can accuse Tinseltown of playing it safe on this year’s Golden Globes. But what did Fashion Critical make of J.Lo’s Christmas bow, Salma’s cleavage – and, controversially, our beloved Margot?

Golden Globes 2020: Celebs dazzle on the red carpet

Hollywood totally ditched the red carpet dull at this year’s Golden Globes.

And what a sight it was.

GWYNETH PALTROW

Picture: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images
Picture: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images

Behold!! Not since Gwyneth made her bumbling Oscars acceptance speech has she so embarrassed herself on a global stage.

WHAT. IS. THIS?

JENNIFER LOPEZ

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Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

J.Lo hasn’t put a foot wrong in so long.

Until now.

Imagine this while she was sitting down. Them bows would be all up in her grill!

Fabric absolutely EVERYWHERE.

She looks like last year’s Westfield Christmas decoration. It’s a no for me.

KERRY WASHINGTON

Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

The sheer anxiety of a potential wardrobe malfunction would be a lot to manage while looking at a thousand cameras broadcasting your image to the world.

I find this tasteless to be honest and the skirt is ill fitting at best.

Her hair and makeup is gorgeous.

If only she’d remembered to wear her top.

LUCY BOYNTON

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Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

When you’re out of cling wrap and have to use tin foil instead. #nothappyjan

JOEY KING

Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP
Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP

I think this is one of those seeing eye things where if you can focus your eyes just so, you can see something.

I have a migraine now.

CHARLIZE THERON

Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

What a curious combination. Wicked Witch of the West chic.

The dress is gorgeous and Charlize looks ethereal as usual.

Why not go for a bold green I say?

SALMA HAYEK

Picture: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images
Picture: Jon Kopaloff/Getty Images

I salute the construction of this garment and humbly request that the aforementioned designer HURRY and take a job at Bra’s N Things as THIS is a bra I would buy in 86 different colours. #bewbs4dayz

ZOE KRAVITZ

Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

Well knock me down with a feather.

This is absolute perfection. Can’t fault it.

Absolutely adorable.

ZOEY DEUTCH

Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP
Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP

I’m usually terribly strict about pants on the red carpet.

These are PANTS! But this is beautiful.

The colour is glorious and the styling immaculate. Love it.

ISLA FISHER & SACHA BARON COHEN

Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images
Picture: Frazer Harrison/Getty Images

Look at this gorgeous pair!

Our very own Isla Fisher looks like a teeny tiny glamazon – that colour looks majestic on her.

And Sacha Baron Cohen debuts a new colour blocking tuxedo trend which I really hope will take off because men on the red carpet are boring AF.

MARGOT ROBBIE

Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP
Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP

I adore Margot.

She’s a brilliant actress and she looks stunning – but this is the Golden Globes my friends. Probably the best and most anticipated red carpet of the year (given that the Oscars can be somewhat of a snore).

She looks lovely and I would totally rock this, but I would have hoped for a bit more glamour.

This is a bit too casual for me.

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BEL POWLEY

Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP
Picture: Valerie Macon/AFP

Nanna! What are you doing out of bed, you silly thing.

Allow me to escort you back.

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