Spare a moment for poor Tim Ayres. No sooner is he promoted to industry and science minister than he cops a spray (and rightly so) from Paul Keating for being part of a cabinet reshuffle that prioritised fatuous factionalism over ability.
If a rollicking from the Lizard of Oz (as the British press famously dubbed Keating) was not painful enough, Ayres now faces arguably the toughest task in Australian politics right now: figuring out what the hell the government’s approach to artificial intelligence policy ought to be.