It was always going to end badly between Peloton and me. Coming into the relationship, I had a list as long as my arm of reasons why it was never going to work:
1) Peloton is an exercise bike. I hate exercise. I can happily chase a ball around a court or a field till I’m fit to spew and I have no problems riding a bicycle to get somewhere I want to go, but exercise for its own sake is just dumb. So dumb.