As we’ve frequently observed, there are no politics quite so compelling as private school politics. One can only marvel at the intense madness that possesses otherwise rational people in any matter relating to the inculcation of their progeny.

Along these lines, emotions are decidedly elevated in the community of elite Sydney boys’ school Cranbrook, the alma mater of great Australians Rodney Adler, Jodee Rich and Mike Douche Cannon-Brookes.