A squall of double-speak and dubious folklore blasted from the Docklands headquarters of ANZ Banking Group on Tuesday as overripe chief executive Shayne Elliott officially secured himself a two-year reprieve and Maile Carnegie, unimaginably, was named his heir apparent.
Carnegie has been jointly responsible for the financial performance of ANZ’s retail bank since 2019 while working from a separate building to escape “traditional red tape that can stifle product development”. How is that supposed to work? It didn’t.