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Why James Bond’s new tipple is a vegan martini affogato

Can 007’s highly trained diversity and inclusion instincts save him from the traps left by the world’s supervillains?

Rowan DeanSatirist

Sep 23, 2022 – 11.34am

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The world of 007 was rocked to its explosive core this week following the shock news by James Bond movie franchise producer Barbara Broccoli that the next Bond will be a more “sensitive” one in keeping with today’s woke values.

In this word exclusive, the Fin’s counter-espionage correspondent and occasional Hollywood blockbuster screenwriter, Ms Rowena Broccolini (no relation), reveals top secret excerpts from the next Bond script, Quantum of Woke.

Rowan Dean writes on Media & Marketing specialising in Advertising, TV, Publishing. Rowan is a columnist for the Financial Review.