It’s day one at The White Lotus resort and I swear I’ve just spotted Jennifer Coolidge perusing the bagel selection at the breakfast buffet. That flower-patterned kaftan! Those blonde tresses!
It can’t be her, of course. Everyone knows (spoiler alert!) that her character, the ultra-rich, ultra-insecure Tanya McQuoid, met an untimely end in the Ionian Sea in second series. Clearly I need another coffee to clear my head before I tackle the buffet myself. So channelling that Coolidge vibe, I sashay over to one of the al fresco tables and collapse into a waiting chair.
