A handful of Revolver's loyal regulars has asked us not to give it any more publicity. Not that it doesn't deserve it, they say, but because it's hard enough to get in already. Sorry folks, we still want to spread the word on the great Morgan's coffee ($3.20), the irresistible cakes, the fruit teas, the mismatched Wedgwood tea cups and saucers, the slow-cooked (nine-hour) lamb bruschetta, and the well, everything, really, in this beautifully rendered idea of a neighbourhood cafe. Now forget everything you have just read, or we will have to kill you.