If it walks and talks like a duck, Wayne Carey, it’s a duck

Quack quack, Wayne “Toilet Duck” Carey strikes again. Eyes have been rolling at his latest lame duck excuse for the alleged Toorak Cellars toilet tryst, as he resorts to his usual MO: “deny, deny, deny.”

If it walks like a Duck, quacks like a Duck, sorry not sorry, but it’s an effing Duck.

In Wayne Carey’s case this is quite literally and figuratively. Eyes have almost been rolling out of heads such is the lame duck excuse Carey gave this week around the alleged romping video tryst outside of Toorak Cellars.

Page 13 was off last week, but believe us when we tell you the phone was blowing up, first with the video doing the rounds on WhatsApp groups after it quickly went viral last weekend. But also later blowing up with scorned women across our fair city furious that Wayne Carey of all people was weaponising feminism and using words like “slut shaming” to try and get himself out of yet another tawdry scenario.

Eyes have almost been rolling out of heads such is the lame duck excuse Carey gave this week around the alleged romping video tryst. Picture: Supplied

Let’s not forget Carey’s fallback MO whenever he finds himself in a er, sticky situation. To quote his own words, “deny deny deny”. In his 2010 memoir, The Truth Hurts, Carey wrote of his affair with his best mate and teammate’s wife Kelli Stevens:

“All the time, I was denying everything. I‘d always been taught to deny, deny, deny unless you’ve been caught red-handed. And even if you have been caught red-handed you still deny, deny, deny.”

Straight from the duck’s mouth.

To quote the words from his 2010 memoir, “deny, deny, deny”. Picture: Supplied

The former AFL star is never far away from the headlines, but in this case he should have just kept his head down.

So don’t come a whingeing when you try and spin a narrative and blame the people taking the video for your bad behaviour. Let’s be clear a twenty minute moaning and groaning session going hammer and tongs, and we don’t mean utensils from the kitchen, in the outside toilets at Toorak Cellars was the reason as to why the video was taken but the gobsmacked women just trying to enjoy a Friday night sunset drink at Toorak Cellars.

But the old adage all publicity is good publicity is ringing true, the venue, a hotspot for Toorak types, mum’s after the school run and socialites is as busy as ever.

Obviously there are other parties involved who have been swept up in the Duck’s spin is the worst part of this storyline and sympathy granted. But his excuses and worse posturing around women’s rights is the final straw and claims of legal action are all just a puff of smoke in Wayne’s strange world.

Quack quack.

The former AFL star is never far away from the headlines. Picture: Nine News

*Just days after the Wayne Carey scuttlebutt comes more social media AFL innuendo, this time of an footy player’s um mother, or MILF as is been described by many. A Stifler’s mum like scene, (some may remember the below the belt American Pie reference), is said to be behind a player’s recent injury woes.

Originally published as If it walks and talks like a duck, Wayne Carey, it’s a duck