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Here we have the Piccadilly Circus Lean, notice the sideways orientation and well planted feet.
1/11Here we have the Piccadilly Circus Lean, notice the sideways orientation and well planted feet.
A shelter may be built in the hostile 'loungeroom' environment by leaning two humans together. Please note, this will not keep you safe from lions.
2/11A shelter may be built in the hostile 'loungeroom' environment by leaning two humans together. Please note, this will not keep you safe from lions.
The group lean is a traditional community activity among some British tribes. Either that or this man is being mocked by a group of women. Who knows?
3/11The group lean is a traditional community activity among some British tribes. Either that or this man is being mocked by a group of women. Who knows?
It's a scientifically proven fact* that leaning makes a child 30% more likely to succeed in life.[*This is not a scientifically proven fact.]
4/11It's a scientifically proven fact* that leaning makes a child 30% more likely to succeed in life.[*This is not a scientifically proven fact.]
This man appears to be travelling at a remarkable speed. This is, in fact, not true. He is leaning against a phone booth.
5/11This man appears to be travelling at a remarkable speed. This is, in fact, not true. He is leaning against a phone booth.
Leaning is to be enjoyed. Either on your own or in a group situation. Ice cream is fine too.
6/11Leaning is to be enjoyed. Either on your own or in a group situation. Ice cream is fine too.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
7/11Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Once again, your eyes deceive you. The woman in this photo is ninety years old. Leaning has preserved her youthful appearance.
8/11Once again, your eyes deceive you. The woman in this photo is ninety years old. Leaning has preserved her youthful appearance.
A second after this photo was taken, the man in the yellow shirt exploded from the extreme pressures caused by this group lean.
9/11A second after this photo was taken, the man in the yellow shirt exploded from the extreme pressures caused by this group lean.
Once one has meditated for nine years on the Zen of leaning, one may achieve feats of leaning as great as the one pictured here. It takes time, devotion, and a tax deductible donation to a yogi.
10/11Once one has meditated for nine years on the Zen of leaning, one may achieve feats of leaning as great as the one pictured here. It takes time, devotion, and a tax deductible donation to a yogi.
This lean is reported to have ended both world wars, the cold war, and three wars that we haven't even had yet.
11/11This lean is reported to have ended both world wars, the cold war, and three wars that we haven't even had yet.
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