Labor’s sick note escape from tropical detention perfect for dog-whistling Persian cats
When it comes to slashing away at the masculine ego, Gillette is the best a man can get.
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Devious GetUp, foreigners and anti-Adani fashionistas plan to kill coal in Oz, not China
Fat chance of thin privilege if you mention your supervisor’s natural extra padding.
Saudi escapee could have faced a flogging, torture and imprisonment at home
Despite Saudi Arabian propaganda, Amnesty International does not seem convinced.
When Monsieur Moix has worn out his babe and his welcome, there’s always Yemen
If Navratilova thinks Trump trumps the commies, maybe it’s best if she sticks to tennis.
Funny how progressives never seem to notice the neo-Nazis in the Palestinian ranks
It’s fine to put your snout in the taxpayer trough to whoop it up at the gay mardi gras.
Green Liberals don’t want Peta for PM, they want renewables to thrive humungously
Offensive Mr Elfwick is not content just to march in a burka and a pink pussy hat.
All the presidents’ wall not as bonkers as ACT Trammy McTramface Rainbow Elephant
Obama tried to take credit for Bush’s fence, but even unions query Canberra’s light rail.
Labor has no ‘women problem’ except for Fair Work inspectors and Liberal cows
Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan’s fans can even see good in that great painter Adolf.
Donald Trump’s wall may have been a memory trick brainstormed by his advisers
Building a border wall would be a doddle compared with erecting a 95-storey tower.
GetUp’s runaway global warming alarmism is even worse than has been predicted
And Kevin Rudd is still playing Mr Me-Too when it comes to John Howard.
Perhaps Nine’s Herald could hire a woebot to replace potty-mouthed feminazi banshee
Asian, female, porcine, spiders of colour, yet there’s never enough diversity for PC police.
Age of entitlement parties on as Left banks on bullies to be Right and Jews to be white
Let us put it this way: ambassadors are never going to pay for their booze or babysitters.
Happy Groundhog Day as plebs queue for the portaloo and Lord Mayor’s in Clover
Outspoken priest who accuses us of starting an offshore holocaust is not shy about cashing in.
Crystal balls-up in 2018 for seers predicting Trump and Bibi were dead men walking
No psychic needed to see Karl join Miserable Mal, the ghost that barely says boo.
Is Huawei China’s top spying organisation or one of its most successful corporations?
Unity over the Chinese telecom giant’s 5G rollout has Five Eyes singing in harmony.
You can count on the Victorian coppers to arrest an African thug — eventually
There aren’t any gangs down south, just groups of young kids who are terrorising people.
Russian agents don’t need Google to spread fake news, just an ad in Canberra Times
And The New York Times doesn’t need evidence to call Donald Trump a draft dodger.
As Waleed explains, terrorism is irritating but being searched at an airport is horrific
Bishop avoids sharks in Sydney harbour but there’s no avoiding snarks in the union.
’Tis the season to be hypocritical, but railing at Rothschilds is evergreen for St Jeremy
In rapper land, Donald Trump shouldn’t build a wall because the Berlin Wall was built by Nazis.
Christmas is much more than a festive season, it’s a word to be loved and cherished
European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker appears to have enjoyed one too many while on official duty.
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