The alarm has been sounded on the housing-related race storm Peter Dutton’s migrant cut would create. In reality, the only one at risk of abuse at an auction in Australia is the bloke turning up to an auction in Western Sydney wearing a yarmulke.
The PM has lamented that ‘right-wing’ critics and Dutton’s ‘cheer squad’ refuse to appreciate his policy wizardry. It’s almost like he’s looking for someone to blame for the mess we’re in.
Victoria is well on its way to becoming Venezuela. The only good news is the animals in Melbourne Zoo are not on the menu, at least for now.
The decision to back Palestine’s UN bid has nothing to do with seeking Middle East peace and everything to do with appeasing the burgeoning number of anti-Semitists in the party’s ranks.
It was harsh and unfair of me to say Immigration Minister Andrew Giles botched the release of murderers, rapists, and paedophiles into the community. In fact, given his background as a socialist left lawyer for asylum seekers, he did an excellent job.
Next month marks Anthony Albanese’s second anniversary as Prime Minister. The Mocker took the liberty of writing his speech for the occasion.
Business owners of Australia, please listen carefully to these people who have never held a full-time job in private enterprise.
Forget everything I’ve said about mixed messages, conflicts of interest, out-of-touch sanctimony and Sam Mostyn being a bad pick for Governor-General. On the contrary, she is a perfect fit for the role.
Make no mistake, Territorians. Even if your entire town is set ablaze by rioting groups armed with axes, knives and clubs, Anthony Albanese will continue to monitor the situation.
Imagine it is 2025 and that Donald Trump is President. He summons to the White House Ambassador Kevin Rudd, who once labelled him a ‘traitor to the West’ and ‘the most destructive president in history’.
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