Wagatha Christie is a Greek tragedy in fake tan
The defamation trial no-one asked for, but everyone needs.
The defamation trial no-one asked for, but everyone needs.
Rebekah Vardy by now must see the hubristic folly and personal cost of dragging fellow WAG Coleen Rooney to court.
Britain’s most famous family is vividly brought to life in an account that thrashes its way through absolutely everything that has happened to them since 1997.
Even if no one had snubbed the couple or made a mockery of them in Jamaica, there would have been muttering about how embarrassing the whole thing was. For royals, tours are now lose-lose affairs.
A real crisis – like that in Europe where Vladimir Putin’s troops are killing people every day – puts things into perspective and, yes, your suffering is trivial.
The latest royal scandal is an extinction event. Does the Queen really think a few streamers at her Platinum Jubilee later this year are going to make us forget about it?
If Matt Doran were minded to tell the truth about his encounter, he’d probably reveal an equally relatable story of jet lag and serious incompetence – although not his.
Mix royals and legal proceedings and it is a recipe for serious anger and a sense that justice is not being done.
Normally lifetime achievement awards are meaningless: vapid acts of virtue-signalling designed to lure big names to seaside luvvie love-ins. This time it was different.
Scan the UK’s broadcast watchdog’s ruling on what Piers Morgan said about Meghan Markle and you will struggle to understand why it prompted such blazing anger.
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