Daniel v the croc: do you know who Daniel is?
IT HAS barra (a beast of a fish), bogans, plenty of swearing, a rampaging croc running onto the land after a hooked fish and grown men in anguish almost crying over the large gill-bearing aquatic craniate. IF YOU ONLY WATCH ONE CROC VIDEO THIS YEAR THEN MAKE IT THIS ONE
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IT HAS barra (a beast of a fish), bogans, plenty of swearing, a rampaging croc running onto the land after a hooked fish and grown men in anguish almost crying over the large gill-bearing aquatic craniate. If you only watch one croc video this year then make it this one.
The video starts with “Daniel” who is fishing off the bank of a billabong, presumably in the Territory because of the later use of the word “brus”.
But it is not known where it is or who these blokes are.
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“Daniel on a donkey,” his mate says as he hooks a large barra.
“Just keep pressure. Keep pressure. It’s alright. It’s alright.”
As Daniel moves up the bank his mate gives him soothing encouragement to bring the fish in.
“Yes. Yes Daniel. Quick. Quick bro the big f**ker’s on it,” he says as he sees the large saltie.
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“Oh Daniel. Run bro. Run back. Run back bro. Run back bro. Run back!
“Oi run bro! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run Daniel, run! Run! Run! Run Daniel! Run! Run! Run! Run bro!
“Oh no, he’s got it! Pressure on. Pressure on. Keep the pressure.
“No! (as the croc begins eating the fish) No! It’s so big! It’s so big! He’s swallowing it!
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“The whole thing,” Daniel chimes in with.
“The whole thing’s gone down his gob,” his mate says.
“(High pitched) Faaaaaarrrrruuuk!
“Oh my god. Daniel, that was a beast of a fish!”
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This is followed by puffing sounds from both of them.
“Oh, what a f**king dog,” his mate says about the croc.
“Now we’ve got to get through the long grass Daniel.
“Oi, hey bro that fish was big.”
“It was like a 90 brus,” Daniel says.