Lovehoney Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: What’s inside?

Count down to Christmas with some not so silent nights. WARNING: Adult Content

Ebony LeighSex contributor

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October 29, 2024 - 12:59PM

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WARNING: Adult Content

Oops, don’t tell Santa or I’ll be on the naughty list because I’ve been popping open the doors of the Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar two months early, and I’m here to spill the tea on why this is the only countdown to Christmas you need.

Because honestly, is there any better present than the gift of a daily orgasm? Which is exactly what you’ll get all December long on this three-and-a-half week sex exploration that’ll have tension building right up until Christmas Day.

“The beauty of an advent calendar like this is that it encourages curiosity and experimentation in a fun and approachable way,” Lovehoney’s sex and relationships expert Christine Rafe tells news.com.au.

“It offers a range of different products, some you may never have considered before, allowing couples to step outside of their comfort zone and try new things without feeling overwhelmed. These moments of experimentation can lead to a deeper understanding of your own desires and your partner’s, helping you communicate better and find creative ways to enhance your intimacy.”

67 per cent off Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024, $269 (down from $823.80)

Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couples Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Picture: Lovehoney

So whether you’ve never owned a sex toy before, or have an overflowing collection underneath your bed, the adults-only advent calendar is the perfect gift to spice things up in the bedroom.

“I see time and time again, both in practice with clients as well as in research, that variety is a key indicator of sexual satisfaction in the long-term,” Rafe adds. “So the advent calendar is a great way to start conversations about different sexual activities and different types of pleasure, and spark creativity to try something different either solo or with others.”

What’s inside the calendar?

Santa’s not the only one with a sack of surprises – the Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 boasts 24 individually numbered, super sexy gifts, from best selling toys to deluxe BDSM accessories.

Offering something different every single day in the lead up to Christmas, including sensory play and soft bondage, the sensationally seductive countdown promises to leave no erogenous zone behind.

For you

Yes, I know it’s called a ‘couples calendar’ but as a single girlie reviewing this Christmas gift, well let’s just say that I’m having a lot of fun and you too can make it all about yourself.

Day one begins with the pièce de résistance and the epitome of the entire 24-day experience – a simple bullet vibrator. While it’s a clear 10/10 by itself, the lovers at Lovehoney have thought ahead and boxed up a range of extras for this device to slot into, taking the toy to the next level. With a G-spot dildo on day three, a ribbed stroker on day four, a G-/P- Spot massager on day 13, and a finger vibrator sleeve on day 22, this bullet offers a climactic combination of sensations.

If that’s not enough, day 16 delivers a mini massage wand vibrator for all those hard to reach areas. While there’s also kegel balls on day 19 to strengthen your pelvic muscles for enhanced orgasms, and a cock ring on the tenth to strengthen stamina.

Each box comes with a sexy surprise.

For couples

Romance is in the air across the whole month with vanilla massage oil and a body massager to help you both relax, while a sex position snap card game and two dice featuring the calendar’s toys and a number of minutes can bring even more fun to the bedroom.

There’s also a mint orgasm balm to boost sensitivity, a crystal butt plug for some anal time, and a couple’s cock ring (also compatible with the bullet vibrator!) for some “clit-tickling, shaft thrilling, perineum pleasing” playtime.

For BDSM

Ever tantalised with the idea of exploring your submissive or dominant side? The Lovehoney advent calendar is the perfect introduction into the erotic world of kink with soft bondage accessories.

While day five introduces a blindfold to tease your lover, day eight and 18 bring wrist and ankle restraints to the bedroom before the under-mattress restraint is unboxed on day 23, providing a full body experience in being tied down and taunted. Complete the theme with nipple clamps and a mini paddle for light taps to sharp thwacks, if your lover is keen.

For toy selfcare

I love that day two featured fresh toy wipes, making it super quick and easy to clean your pleasure accessories from the start of the month, as well as Womanizer Sex Toy Gel to get you moving.

Pleasure abounds with the number of toys included.

Any show stoppers?

You betcha.

I love nothing more than a toy that you can play with together, and handing over control to my date with the We-Vibe Sync Lite App Controlled Rechargeable Couple’s Vibrator (worth $129) on day nine was pure pleasurable bliss. We simply hooked up the device to his phone through the free app, giving him hands-off reign over my next orgasm.

While for the solo ladies, the Womanizer Liberty 2 Clitorial Stimulator (worth $149.95) is a small but mighty pleasure pleaser. As a ‘clit sucker’ fan, this toy did not let me down, and instead just built and built through eight intensity levels until I peaked.

Is it value for money?

At $269, the Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 is a spenny purchase, but keep in mind that you’ll be getting $823.80 worth of gifts, saving you a whopping $554.80.

And really, can you put a price on an orgasm? Especially when it’s delivered daily.

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Who needs this?

Anyone who wants to join me on the naughty list, but especially couples looking to bring sex toys into their bedroom (which, in my humble opinion, should be everyone).

From enhancing your sexual experience to bringing you closer to your partner, working out what you do and don’t like to tiptoeing into unexplored fantasies, sex toys are a sure fire way to give your love life a boost and take your Os from woah to WOW.

And while the advent calendar is a super fun way to supercharge your relationship, it’s not just for those in long term relationships. With plenty of toys designed for self pleasure and solo fun, the gift that keeps on giving is a great pick for singles looking for some ‘me time’ while building up their toy box for their next partnered playtime.

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I’ve peaked behind the doors and it’s a massive YES from me! With 24 days worth of sexy surprises for endless Os, spice up the festive season and close out 2024 with a literal bang with this adults-only advent calendar.

As a sex and relationships writer, Ebony Leigh is Australia’s answer to Carrie Bradshaw, if she was a Samantha. Inviting readers under the covers to share her erotic stories and blow the top of taboos with no subjects off limits, Leigh is your unrestricted pass into the scandalous sexploits of an insatiable 30-something.