Fashion Critical’s sassy commentary on Caulfield Cup celebrity fashion

THE rain didn’t deter the famous faces from stepping out for some trackside glam at the Caulfield Cup, and Fashion Critical was on hand to provide some cutting commentary on their choice of attire.

Jess Gomes and Victoria Lee trackside at the Caulfield Cup. Picture: Alex Coppel

THE rain didn’t deter the famous faces from stepping out for some trackside glam at the Caulfield Cup, and Fashion Critical was on hand to provide some cutting commentary on their choice of attire.

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Jess Hart. Picture: Alex Coppel

JESS HART: Jess Hart styled by White Lady Funerals. Nonetheless, has totally SLAYED. Love this look. Relevance for the races your honour? Not sure. But nonetheless, HAWT.

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Lindy Rama-Ellis (formerly Lindy Klim). Picture: Alex Coppel

LINDY RAMA-ELLIS (formerly Lindy Klim): Lindy is debuting the official Australian Olympic Opening Ceremony uniform for 2018. Regretfully, no Olympics will be held this year. But we wish her the very best of luck in her medal events.

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Jess Gomes and Victoria Lee. Picture: Alex Coppel

JESSICA GOMES and VICTORIA LEE: Not since the infamous Angelina Jolie Oscars Leg incident have we seen such overt displays of, well, LEG. The lass in the blue is making me blush with her flashing, and the lass in the cream shoulda caught the bus (to stop her dress from wrinkling). HANDHELD STEAMER, TRACKSIDE, STAT.

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Gemma Ward. Picture: Alex Coppel

GEMMA WARD: Not seen at a celebrity event since the fall of the Roman Empire, Gemma Ward has graced the Caulfield Cup wearing what can only be described as a beauty salon worker’s uniform from 1978. Also, were there literally NO IRONS in all of Melbourne today? Not one??

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Lauren Phillips. Picture: Alex Coppel

LAUREN PHILLIPS: Aside from needing to run at her from 50 paces with an iron, I find this a bit nannaesque. Cute little headband though.

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Moana Hope and her partner Isabella Carlstrom. Picture: Alex Coppel

MOANA HOPE AND ISABELLA CARLSTROM: I have always loved seeing what Moana and her fine philly wear when they hit the event circuit. This time, both have rocked suits. LOVING Moana’s skull shirt and fuscia suit. Less moved by the Laura Ashley version stage right.

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Olympia Valance. Picture: Alex Coppel

OLYMPIA VALANCE: Oooh la la! It’s the red dress emoji girl, but in white. While I remain unsure of the validity of this attire at the races, I ADORE it. The all white cha-cha-cha with the red head scarf, earrings, lip and accessories. I DIE.

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Brooke Meredith. Picture: Alex Coppel

BROOKE MEREDITH: I’m sensing a theme in headwear this year. Viewable from the Hubble Telescope due to its brightness, I rather like this hot pink number. The bag may be overkill though.

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