Jack Watts back in action at singles night promoted by Port Adelaide

What better way for Port Adelaide to keep their motor-boating star player Jack Watts from getting bored and handsy with the texts while injured, than send him to a singles night promoted by the club?

Jack Watts will front a singles event promoted by the Port Adelaide Football Club. Picture: Sarah Reed

Hooters hero Jack Watts will be back in action in Round 23, not on the field but at a singles night promoted by the Port Adelaide Football Club.

Watts had season-ending surgery on a broken leg and dislocated ankle in March after a game against Carlton.

Jack Watts and Martha from MAFS

How better for Port Adelaide to keep their motor-boating star player from getting bored and handsy with the texts?

It’s not as if Watts’ penchant for racks and stacks is fresh in anyone’s mind.

Nor the full-frontal footage that emerged earlier this year of the former Demon’s star and No. 1 draft pick snorting white powder off a German bar wench’s ample rack at Oktoberfest.

Mega Watts!

“Are you a true believer in love but yet to find your special someone?” swooned the Port Adelaide Football Club on a Facebook video this week.

Jack Watts snorting a white substance off a woman's breast.

“Fear not. Long gone are the days wasting time and money on a romance that ends up being nothing to crow about.

“Find your perfect match at the perfect match singles event at our round 23 clash with the dockers hosted by Port Adelaide star Jack Watts.

“Love has been in the air at Adelaide Oval this season with our perfect pairs enjoying more chemistry than a Paddy Ryder palm down to Robbie Gray.”

Lock up your daughters!

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