Alan Tudge’s wife takes lawnmower to his work shirts in Liberal Party legend

After finding out about husband Alan Tudge’s extra-political activities, his now ex-wife decided to do some aggressive lawn mowing on his crisp white work shirts.

After finding out about husband Alan Tudge’s extra-political activities a couple of years back, now ex-wife Teri Etchells spread his crisply ironed business shirts on the front lawn of their Knox home and mowed them into snowflakes with the trusty Victa.

Or so the Liberal Party legend goes.

We know scorned UK Tory wives have taken a sharp pair of scissors to hubby’s ties following exposes of late-night philandering. One chopped up her husband’s suits. Another smashed her husband’s expensive wine collection.

When now Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce was playing away from home, one of his daughters supposedly commandeered a campaign bus to make her feelings known over a microphone. Allegedly.

So the Liberal Party legend goes... that Alan Tudge’s wife mowed his work shirts into snowflakes after finding out about his extra-political activities.

And who can forget Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, chasing him out of their Florida house with a nine iron after some match play at Melbourne’s Crown Casino with hostess Rachel Uchitel, only to later find some sexties. It’s just not cricket!

And while we wouldn’t want to kick a conservative politician when they are down (the Libs do enough of that to their own) the texts have been flowing about Tudgey.

Rachelle Miller, the former media adviser to the Victorian MP, alleged her boss was emotionally and at one time physically abusive, a claim which the former education minister strongly denies.