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What you said about England’s sorry Ashes tour of Australia after second Test loss

England’s Ashes hopes are fading but the mocking is growing as the tourists cop more heat for their latest decision. HAVE YOUR SAY

England’s spiralling Ashes hopes continue to be mocked, with fresh calls to can Bazball and implement IQ tests for hierarchy.

The tourists slumped to a shocking eight-wicket defeat at the Gabba in the second Test, sparking demand for change before the series truly ends in catastrophe.

Veteran reporter Robert Craddock highlighted the growing concerns for the England camp as they head to Noosa for some R & R.

“You have got to hand it to England’s tourists. They know how to prepare for a Test,” he joked.

England players will head to Noosa for some R & R. Picture: Gareth Copley/Getty Images
England players will head to Noosa for some R & R. Picture: Gareth Copley/Getty Images

“Before Test one it was a solitary hit and giggle game in Perth on a low deck. Before the second it was avoiding a pink ball game in Canberra which was fine until they dropped five catches at the Gabba as they struggled to see the pink ball.

“And now the team will head off to Noosa for some rest and recovery before the third Test in Adelaide after losing the second Test in Brisbane to – let’s be honest – an Australian side which looked hugely gettable on paper.”

So on to the bigger problem.

“England might well find Noosa’s a great place for peace and serenity until it’s not,” he wrote.

“England will now be trailed by a tidal wave of inquests into Bazball, whether it should be abandoned, why it’s not working and what is the future.”

As even Aussie skipper Steve Smith got into the sledging, readers couldn’t agree more, with many mocking the tourists and their poor preparation.

Others took aim at Bazball and insisted it must go.

While some simply hailed the Aussies as they march towards retaining the Ashes.

See what you had to say below and join the conversation >>>

WHAT YOU SAID

Go Aussies

Wayne

You’ve gotta love Steve Smith. Anyone who still holds a grudge against him for 2018 needs their head read. Anyone who doesn’t think he’s a great captain and one of the best cricketers in Australia’s history, doesn’t know that much about cricket

StiofanTadgh

Steve Smith … bona fide legend of cricket and Australian cricket.

P

Steve Smith. Leads from the front, class batsman, inspirational fieldsman, gives receipts. Two tests as skipper this series, two wins. He’s done us proud.

Paul

I know the Poms are pathetic, but our bowling stocks are not as bad as everyone thinks. Go Aussies

Matt

Not bad for a Div 2, bog attack. Thanks Agges!

Funny take

Ken

Maybe if Archer took half a kg of gold from around his neck, he might bowl better

Peter

Has more bling than Mr T

Martine

Maybe if he left his pillow at home and concentrated on the game, he might bowl better.

Ian

I wonder what Archer’s biggest fan – himself – thinks?

Bazball must go

James

England are simply too arrogant, they thought they would just come to Australia, play the way they want and win. They then ran into what is the Australian test side without several of its best cricketers, still probably the best pace bowling attack in the world. It’s probably time to select a few other players and lose these guys.

Carol

work hard to improve their game and skills Arrogant they were- perhaps not now But do they deserve a win with no work ethic

A Perspective

As Stokes said, well into the future, this team will be remembered for the way they played

Richard

So what exactly is this ‘Bazball’? Australia scored faster than England in both in innings. The English players talk the talk but just wilt against Australia. Broad, the English pantomime villain, was soooo frustrated by his boys in commentary. And boy, did we Australians just love it all.

Brendon McCullum (C) with Ben Stokes after the Gabba loss. Picture: David Gray/AFP
Brendon McCullum (C) with Ben Stokes after the Gabba loss. Picture: David Gray/AFP

Poor Poms

Dork

Credit to stokes on the second innings dig. Stood up and showed how it can be done. Gives his all but surrounded by a bunch of pumped up muppets.

daniel

Don’t train, no warm up matches and overate themselves. No wonder they are rubbish

David

IQ tests needed for the England hierarchy. How on earth do you compete in Australia without acclimatisation and being battle-ready through multiple tour matches.

Patrick

McCullum has to go, there’s talent in that side just poorly coached for test cricket. Why was 80% of Archer’s deliveries short and in effective? Dumb cricket.

Amanda

Silly Poms in denial. And always talking up their players. Champions consistently perform to their best. So missing in action Brook, Duggett, Pope and the rest of the failures are not to be looked up to. Just hopeless. And our quiet achiever Starc managed 77 with the bat. It must be hard for the 40 000 spectators who made the trip to even watch.

Originally published as What you said about England’s sorry Ashes tour of Australia after second Test loss

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