Frowning on monobrows
BLOKES are being urged to cut the ‘caterpillar conga line’ and get their monobrows under control.
Opinion
Tax on breathing better than carbon
THE Federal Government has announced it will introduce a tax on breathing out after studies found humans were emitting carbon and destroying the planet.
Like a rocket-fuelled smoothie
NEW Zealanders are being offered the chance to boost their energy levels with a drink containing stallion semen.
Cup of concrete for mum’s boy
WHAT do you do when your sookie-sookie-la-la child insists he has a brain tumour if he gets a headache from squeezing a pimple too hard? Just ask Wendy…
No good being a bad boy
IF you ask women the bad boy is as unappealing as an armful of tattos and they prefer men like their wine – with a clean skin.
Charity basketballers taught lesson
AFTER sending out the message to my daughter Aby that she was about to be given a basketball lesson on Saturday night I am today eating cold humble pie.
Abshot calls for Spanish Inquisitions
OPPOSITION leader Tony Abshot has called for the introduction of Spanish Inquisitions to avoid having to ask for three new full inquiries every week.
Police numbers okay?
Now let me get this right – the State Government says we have sufficient police because we have more than the number it believes should be allocated here.
School a mixed blessing
WHEN you visualise your kids going back to school, it all seems like a one-way ticket to happy street – but things aren’t always as they seem.
Pavlova, Finns spark NZ crisis
AUSTRALIA and New Zealand are locked in an international crisis after the Kiwi Government accused its larger cousin of stealing pavlova and the Finn brothers.
Thai smoochers lock lips for record
A THAI couple have emerged from a 46 hour pash to claim the record for the world’s longest kiss.
Tale of two sets of children
THERE are two sets of children in every family – the ones that drink out of the milk carton at home, and the ones that only other mothers see.
Fashion police, pullover!
WHO is really winning the gender battle of workplace attire?
Pollie pause stops the nation
POLITICAL observers say Tony Abbott’s 20-second break during an interview with was the longest in living memory and set a record that may never be broken.
Juror cat’s furry paw of the law
BE careful if you commit a crime in Suffolk County, Boston – a cat named Sal could be a member of the jury that decides your fate.
Reality of remote control
THE ironic thing about reality television shows and why women are glued to their TV set is because there is an element of fantasy in these shows.
Diary of Cyclone Yasi
UPDATE, 4.15pm: WARWICK Daily News chief-of-staff Casandra Garvey’s diary of her brush with Cyclone Yasi.
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