Most of Crown’s (surviving) directors will sensibly spend the next few weeks in witness protection.

But Andrew Demetriou was already doing the rounds on Wednesday in defence of Eddie McGuire, the just-departed Collingwood Football Club president who, Demetriou revealed, had once offered him the Magpies CEO job (“He must have seen something in me,” a seemingly still flattered Demetriou told SEN’s Gerald Whateley).