There's nothing we love more on this column than a good ol' fashioned barney – and so any chance we get to fan the flames on a public stoush, we're all over it like a rash.

Hence why our ears pricked up late last week when old Golden Tonsils himself, John Laws - the only broadcaster known to man who continues to work despite being technically embalmed – decided to pick a fight with his former colleague, Ray Hadley – using ScoMo as a blunt instrument.