Perhaps we’ve drunk too much coffee. Still, putting aside Paulivia (last week), Kimye (this week) and Rory McIlroy and Caroline Wozniacki (painfully for romantics everywhere, and heroically for bachelors everywhere, as of Thursday, not going to happen), it’s the wedding of the year: US-based Andy Valmorbida, stepson of fund guru Phil Cohen, is getting hitched to Zara Simon, of the UK fashion empire Accessorize and Monsoon.
