It’s my second night at COMO Laucala Island, and I am hot, sweaty, and perplexed.

There are many solutions to my issue; the problem is their abundance. See, I could utilise the refreshing cold-water shower, to the edge of my private pool. There’s the hot-water shower, on the other side of the beach. The seaside open-air bath in front of it could do the trick. Or should I opt for the indoor shower, which nestles on a bed of smooth river rocks and features two nozzles with separate controls? Or, perhaps, I should just stick with the real star of the show: the biggest bath I’ve ever seen. Naturally, it has ocean views, but is indoors, and thus air-conditioned.