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ake it as a given that the very best suites at sea come with a private butler or two and round-the-clock room service. You’ll be sure to find state-of-the-art Bose, Bang & Olufsen or similar sound systems; 55″ flat screen televisions (or larger) with satellite channel reception, plus on-demand movies and box sets. There’s quite often a marble bathroom with at least one deep soak bathtub – and double basin vanities, lest anyone should have to wait to clean their teeth.