My name is Melissa Twigg and I am a night tyrant. According to my husband, Christopher, anyway. He assures me that by day I am a mostly pleasant person to live with, but once we climb into bed, my tyrannical side comes out – and not in a sexy way.

Charges against me include demanding he goes to sleep when I do, prodding him if he makes a noise, and insisting he talks to me after we turn the light off (while getting upset if he accidentally wakes me up).

The Telegraph London