According to the tabloids, “Rodent Men” are actually the most physically desirable men. They are exemplified by the faces of actors like The Bear’s Jeremy Allen White and Challengers leads Mike Faist and Josh O’Connor; as well as the 1975 band member Matty Healy and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker.

The term hot “Rodent Men” is a loose category that seems mostly to refer to men who look a bit like mice or rats. They are unconventional mousy men with a toothy smile, and instead of a chiselled face like Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth, it’s more pointy.