Reddit’s hilarious response to Cairns party question: What would each suburb be doing?
Residents have asked the question: If Cairns was a party and every suburb was invited, what would each person be doing? WARNING: QUITE OFFENSIVE
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SUBURBAN parochialism is a ridiculous concept at its core – but heaven knows we love it in this city.
Whether it is brutal takes on every suburb of Cairns or teenagers who proudly “represent (insert suburb here)”, there is nothing like well-meaning neighbourhood warfare to get the juices flowing.
The residential rivalry has now hilariously spilt into cyberspace with Cairns Reddit users posing a very important question.
If Cairns was a party and every suburb was invited, what would each person be doing?
The responses have been equal parts wildly offensive, rib-tickling and disturbingly accurate.
Here are some of the funniest suburban run-downs we picked from the lot.
Be warned – they are not for the faint-hearted.
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Originally published as Reddit’s hilarious response to Cairns party question: What would each suburb be doing?