James Weir recaps Married At First Sight episode 10: Humiliating blow for MAFS wife in G-string
In vulnerable, near-nude scenes, a MAFS wife strips down and makes one demand of her husband. He refuses. James Weir recaps.
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Just when Married At First Sight couldn’t get any more humiliating for its contestants, one of the wives strips down to a red G-string and is promptly rejected by her husband who’s wearing an old pair of stained Bonds boxer briefs.
We then watch on uncomfortably as the near-nude couple bickers while slumped on their Fantastic Furniture sofa.
Welcome to Sex Week – an annual festival at Trash Towers where the MAFS freaks get freaky … and us viewers are left traumatised. Warning: Sex has never been so unsexy. This episode should be played at schools to scare the kids into abstinence.
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Trash Towers is once again rocked to its foundation. And it’s not because of all the vibrators Alessandra has shipped in for the contestants.
The fallout from Jake trash-talking the other brides continues. He’s furious that his wife Ashleigh dobbed on him. There’s only one thing left for him to do: break the rules and quit the show entirely.
This makes two (2) P.E. teachers with nose rings to flee the city within the space of a week. We have no choice but to mark N/A on their report cards.
Ashleigh isn’t too fussed. She flops down on the couch and assumes she’ll just get to chill this week before the experts match her with a fancy new husband. But apparently producers aren’t fussed about keeping her.
“She will now have to pack her things and leave,” the irritated voiceover lady says pointedly.
And just like that, Ashleigh is evicted from her suite at Trash Towers.
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Meanwhile, the other wives are meeting with sexpert Alessandra. They each share their turn-ons, with Jacqui seemingly revealing she was once married to Joh Bailey.
“I’ve always had partners who say, ‘You’re the most beautiful girl in the world, you’re so gorgeous, I love your hair’,” she recalls.
Sierah tells us she’s worried Billy sees her as one of the boys. She says she has started dropping very subtle hints to win some affection.
“I walk around naked,” she says. “Touch it! Touch it! Spank me! Bite my nipples!”
Morena, one half of the token elderly couple, jumps in to do what she does best: paint herself as the world’s biggest victim.
“Tony sleeps on the couch and he’s asleep by five!” she rants. “He doesn’t touch me! He’s afraid that I’m gonna jump him!”
Morena, doll, the only thing Tony’s afraid of is you hijacking yet another conversation to play your teeny-tiny violin.
The gals are given a task: create their ultimate fantasy night.
Morena interprets this to mean: Make Tony as uncomfortable as possible.
She yanks on some red lingerie, locks her husband in a room and stares him down.
“I might have an orgasm,” she informs him.
Her tone suggests it’s more of a threat than a pleasure.
Tony begins to back away slowly.
“I could’ve lap-danced you,” she taunts.
Tony’s hands start grasping at the metal door handle.
“No! No!” he whimpers.
At the same time, inside all the different suites at Trash Towers, the other MAFS wives strip down to racy G-strings and engage in awkward flirtations with their husbands.
“I wanna look hot but in a chic and conservative way,” Carina says, as we watch her bent over in lingerie, licking melted chocolate off Paul’s hairy nipple.
Did we not learn anything from The Bachelor’s heinous chocolate bath in 2016? Melted chocolate on naked bodies is never sexy!
“I feel like this is the most romantic I’ve ever been,” Carina says, while dashing back to the microwave to nuke more Cadbury.
Across the hall, Sierah is flitting around her suite, lighting candles and arranging bottles of massage oil. She swings a leg over a lounge chair and straddles it backwards, letting her white satin robe fall to the floor. She’s completely naked, sans a skimpy G-string.
Arching her back, she tosses her hair and glances seductively over a shoulder as she calls her husband’s name.
“Bill-yyyy!”
He lumbers in and … bursts out laughing.
“BAHAHAHAHAHA!” he howls at the sight.
Not exactly the reaction one wants when one is oiled and thonged.
Sierah scolds her husband (which is not ideal — no one wants to rouse on someone while wearing a G-string) and demands he give her a sensual rub-down.
Billy picks up the oil and squirts it on his wife like she’s a frying pan.
“You just ruined a really nice moment!” she shrieks.
Um … Yeah. That’s what ruined this otherwise stunning moment.
Meanwhile, Jacqui and Ryan are using a polaroid camera to take steamy pics of each other. Please enjoy this portrait of Ryan sexily sniffing a Glade candle!
And here’s Jacqui, splayed out on the Fantastic Furniture sofa! Her lingerie is so racy that, in order to broadcast the moment on prime time television, producers have made her wear nude-coloured briefs underneath.
Jacqui is on a mission to be complimented. By hook or by crook, she will force Ryan to declare she is “the most beautiful girl in the world”.
“To me, it’s extremely important that, whether or not it’s true, that my partner makes me feel like I’m the most attractive girl in the room,” she informs her husband. “So I’m giving you a second chance to tell me that.”
Ryan stares at his wife blankly.
Jacqui decides to spell out all the things she’d like him to tell her.
“ … You can say I have really nice hair …” she suggests.
We’re confused. Does she really want her husband to yell out in a moment of passion, “Yasss gurrrrl, your wig is fire!”
Ryan gives it his best shot.
“I love ya long hair?” he cringes.
Jacqui huffs.
“I want more compliments,” she sulks. “Today’s challenge is for you to make me feel like the most beautiful girl in the group – AND the world.”
With hunched shoulders and scowling faces, they continue to bicker in their underwear.
“I am offended that you don’t make me feel beautiful!” Jacqui yells. “How hard is it to be like, ‘Hey, I made a mistake – you’re f**king gorgeous!’?”
Ryan stands up in his threadbare Bonds jocks and stares down at his wife.
“Because that would be a lie,” he declares.
Jacqui holds herself back from strangling Ryan with her G-string.
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Originally published as James Weir recaps Married At First Sight episode 10: Humiliating blow for MAFS wife in G-string
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