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Prince Philip: Goodbye, and thanks for all the gaffes

Prince Philip’s mouth often got him trouble. But that’s why we loved him.

The Queen and Prince Philip in Tuvalu. His quips often got him into trouble. Picture: Getty Images.
The Queen and Prince Philip in Tuvalu. His quips often got him into trouble. Picture: Getty Images.

Prince Philip’s mouth often got him trouble. But’s that we loved him.

Prince Philip giving a speech in 1956:

It is my invariable custom to say something flattering to begin with so that I shall be excused if by any chance I put my foot in it later on.

The Duke of Edinburgh never cared much for customs. Philip at an event in Canada, 1969:

I declare this thing open, whatever it is.

He thought the whole thing a bit silly. Philip in an interview with British journalist Jeremy Paxman for the book ‘On Royalty’, published September 6 2007:

Any bloody fool can lay a wreath at the thingamy.

The Duke certainly never cared about political correctness. Philip talking to singer Tom Jones after the Royal Variety Performance, November 16, 1969:

What do you gargle with, pebbles?

He did not hold back with politicians. Philip meeting female Labour MPs at a Buckingham Palace drinks party, 2000:

Ah, so this is feminist corner then.

He did not hold back with his own children. Philip on his horse-loving daughter Princess Anne, 1970:

If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested.

Queen Elizabeth with Prince Philip, Princess Anne, Prince Charles, Prince Andrew and Prince Edward in 1968.
Queen Elizabeth with Prince Philip, Princess Anne, Prince Charles, Prince Andrew and Prince Edward in 1968.

And he wasn’t much smoother with the general public either. Prince Philip talking with a local official at a Canadian airport, 2000:

Official: What was your flight like, Your Royal Highness?

Philip: Have you ever flown in a plane?

Official: Oh yes, sir, many times.

Philip: Well, it was just like that.

Philip could sometimes really put his foot in. The Duke talking to Aboriginal leader William Brin in Queensland, March 2, 2002:

Do you still throw spears at each other?

Queen Elizabeth II with and Prince Philip watch Aboriginal dancers near Cairns during the 2002 royal tour.
Queen Elizabeth II with and Prince Philip watch Aboriginal dancers near Cairns during the 2002 royal tour.

Luckily, most people saw his attempts at humour. Mr Brin’s reaction to London’s Telegraph, March 2, 2002:

I thought it was quite funny, but I was quite surprised he said it.

Not that it would have stopped the Duke. Philip talking to a 13 year old who wanted to fly a spacecraft at Salford University, July 2001:

Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut.

The Duke was not exactly made for modern royal life. Philip in an interview in 1992:

I’d much rather have stayed in the Navy, frankly.

It’s why so many people loved him too. What he did make of his legacy? Philip speaking to BBC News, June 9, 2001:

I couldn’t care less

But he got up every day and shook all those hands for one lady. Philip speaking in London, November 20, 1997:

You can take it from me, the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.

St Peter, this prince deserves a beer. The Duke’s response to be offered fine wines by Italy’s then-prime minister Giuliano Amato in Rome, 2000:

Just get me a beer. I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

Richard Ferguson
Richard FergusonNational Chief of Staff

Richard Ferguson is the National Chief of Staff for The Australian. Since joining the newspaper in 2016, he has been a property reporter, a Melbourne reporter, and regularly penned Cut and Paste and Strewth. Richard – winner of the 2018 News Award Young Journalist of the Year – has covered the 2016, 2019 and 2022 federal polls, the Covid-19 pandemic, and he was on the ground in London for Brexit and Boris Johnson's 2019 UK election victory.

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