Suitjamas put the va-va-voom back in the bedroom

THESE men's night clothes are half joke, half Hefner.

WHAT is it?

It's a little something that's going to put the va-va-voom back into your love life, my friend.

Go on ...
It's a set of men's pyjamas that's tailored like a suit, complete with a dress shirt underneath; the whole ensemble is made out of a super-smooth, tactile material that's guaranteed to make any woman go weak at the knees.

Silk?
45% viscose and 55% polyester, actually. But tell her it's silk.

Is that a ... tie?
Yep. Actually, it's just a clip-on tie. Presumably it wouldn't be advisable to wear a choking hazard to bed.

Is this a joke?
We're not sure, actually. The manufacturers say the Suitjamas were made famous in an episode of the TV series How I Met Your Mother. But if it's a joke, the price will wipe the smile off your face: they're $89.95!

And what if she hasn't seen How I Met Your Mother?
Then alas, you will simply look like a poor man's Hugh Hefner.

Anything else?
Yes, they feel absolutely ghastly to wear. So when you dim the lights and put on Barry White's Greatest Hits, be sure to give her a wink and say, "I'm just going to slip into something more uncomfortable."

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