Road Test: Sand & Sky Smoothing Body Sand

This body scrub promises “that golden hour glow, all day long”. It’ll lift your spirits.

Quite tasty, probably: Sand & Sky Smoothing Body Sand

What is it? A body scrub to give you “that golden hour glow, all day long”.

Who’ll see it, though? I’m stuck indoors eating instant noodles for breakfast. You’ll see it, and it’ll lift your spirits. Also, you can post the resulting pics on Instagram: after all, this product has Millennial written all over it.

Meaning what? Meaning all the usual suspects in the ingredients list: Australian pink clay (a “magnet for toxins”), coconut and macadamia oil to exfoliate and hydrate, and mica.

Mica? It’s a sparkly silicate mineral. Disco glitter for your bod, baby!

Anything else? It has a pleasing texture, like demerara sugar, and comes in a pink tub with a little scoop, which makes me think of ice cream. (Hmmm, ice cream...) It smells lovely, too.

Sounds like you want to eat it. Of course, you’re not supposed to. Give it a few weeks though…

$49.90, au.sandandsky.com