Jawzrsize review: Fans of unnecessary exercise, rejoice

It’s billed as ‘a workout for your face’. But why on Earth would anyone want to build up muscles there?

A workout for your face: the Jawzrsize

WHAT IS IT? Fans of unnecessary exercise, rejoice! What we have here is “The #1 hands-free workout for your face”.

A WORKOUT FOR YOUR FACE? Yup. You simply stick this squishy object – made of “food grade silicone” – in your gob and bite down on it repeatedly. Jawzrsize recommends starting with the Beginner model, which has 20lbs (9kg) of resistance, and doing “3-4 sets of 15-30 reps”.

HMMM. IT SOUNDS DAFT. But there are “57-plus” muscles in your face and neck, says the US entrepreneur behind Jawzrsize – although he doesn’t look like a medical professional, frankly – and exercising them like this will “chisel and sculpt your jawline”.

SO YOU CAN CHEW YOUR WAY TO A BRAD PITT LOOK? That’s the idea. After building up on the Beginner and Intermediatemodels, there’s an Elite model with 50lbs (23kg) of resistance if “you’re looking to add some serious bulk to your jawline”. Because who doesn’t love a ripped face?

VERDICT: Give it a crack! Just try not to think of the gimp scene from Pulp Fiction while you’re doing it.

$120 per set of four, jawzrsize.com